HOLIDAY MOVIES 2011
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TOWER HEIST
Moving it was hard–
Hiding it will be impossible!
Steal this Skyscraper!
You can’t just steal
One floor.
A VERY HAROLD AND KUMAR 3D CHRISTMAS
They’re not even Christian!
Godless Liberal Media: 1
Christians: 0
A New Front
In the War on Christmas
J. EDGAR
Investigate this!
He Put the Fierce
In FBI
Blame the Mother
Feel the leather
Of his lash!
Investigate
This Closet Case
“The best lack all conviction
While the worst
Are filled with a passionate intensity”
Based on a true rumor
IMMORTALS
A Sword
And Sandals
Sausage Fest
The names are the same
The myths have been changed.
Based on myth
& Market Research
MELANCHOLIA
Let your smile
Be an umbrella!
Ok,
You may panic now!
Nothing seems to matter
Because nothing
Any longer
Does.
Embrace
Your inner
Annihilation
It’s the end of the world
As we know it
Henny Penny
Was Right
JACK AND JILL
Get in touch
With your feminine half.
She’s not heavy
She’s my sister.
Mister
Sister
Adam Sandler’s latest film
Is a drag.
THE DESCENDENTS
You’ll wish they were different–
They’ll wish you were dead.
HAPPY FEET 2 IN 3D
This time
They’ve really stepped in it!
Fat birds
Don’t fly
TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN
You May Bite the Bride
Cold sheets
Hot romance
Abstinence Ends
November 16
ARTHUR CHRISTMAS
Santa’s Spawn
Holidays
Bring out the worst
In every family
Gotta Get the Gifts Out
A DANGEROUS METHOD
Two’s company
Three’s a case study
Seduction
Is part
Of the process
Analysts are from Mars
Patients are from Venus
Horizontal Therapy
THE MUPPETS
Out of mothballs
And into the streets.
Occupy Hollywood!!!
HUGO
A tale so improbable
It had to be true
A story about giving up
And winding down
RAMPART
Meet the New LAPD
(Same as the Old LAPD)
Meet the Prince of the Precinct
THE SKIN I LIVE IN
Loofah this.
It’s just a rash
It’s your biggest organ!
CORIOLANUS
They said “anus”
Heh, heh, heh.
Son
Of the original
Tiger Mom
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVIN
Parents
We have a problem
NEW YEAR’S EVE
Get ready
To fart confetti
Drink
Dance
Shag
Splurge
Purge
Go late
Drink early.
Drink often
Kiss my
Mistletoe
You’ve been
Disappointed
Before
“Bite the Big Apple”
Why wait
For Midsummer
As Fresh
As 42nd Street
THE SITTER
No babies
YOUNG ADULT
It’s not your mother’s
Judy Bloom
Old Tween
IRON LADY
Spikes Facing Out.
There is no alternative!
Battleship
Or battle axe?
I Heart
Iron Man.
SHERLOCK HOLMES: A GAME OF SHADOWS
In Edwardian times
They were called
“Confirmed bachelors”
Mutual
Ratiocination
Before J. Edgar & Clyde
There was….
Holmes and Watson
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: GHOST PROTOCOL
Not just improbable
But really, really unlikely
One of these sequels
It really will be.
ALBERT NOBBS
Hide your candy
Wrap it
Belt it
Work it.
Passing
Is Being
She convinced
Herself first.
Think of her
As an ugly
Robin Williams
THE ADVENTURES OF TINTIN: SECRET OF THE UNICORN*
The Newest Release
From Farmville Studios
Coming soon
From Zoophile Studios
This animal act
Is not for the circus.
* IMDB Listing Original Title
THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO
She wanted
A sea monkey
It’s Henna
They don’t call it a tramp stamp
For nothing
WE BOUGHT A ZOO
The Latest release
From Farmville Studios
Define
Unnatural
Act?
For the animal lover
In all of us.
This time
We’ve really stepped in it.
EXTREMELY LOUD AND INCREDIBLY CLOSE
COMINGGGGGGGGG!
To a Theater
Near You
Irony Free Zone
Based on
A National Trauma
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